enamoredwithdreams:

Too Emotional [35]

pizza:

favorite tweet by Miley ever omg

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

snorlaxatives:

THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED THIS FUCKER 

3 MOVIES LATER AND THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED HIM

brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

Don’t steal that one. Steal this one. The navigation system’s knackered,
but you’ll have much more fun.

cool guys girls don’t look at explosions

What’s it look like?
Like a transmitter – round and massive, somewhere slap bang in the middle of London. A huge metal, circular structure… like a dish, like a wheel, right here, close to where we’re standing. It must be completely invisible.